Adventures in Being Held Hostage

Things that are fun at 3 in the morning:

• Watching infomercials
• Eating leftovers
• Thinking of all the things you could be doing....but won't do because you refuse to leave the bed
• Calling homies on the west coast that you know are up at midnight
• Calling homies on the east coast that you know are not up at 3am
• Waking people (or a nearby person) up in other ways
• Going back to sleep

Things that are not fun:

• Being locked in what suddenly feels like a very strange place
• Remembering that it would be rude to jimmy your friend's door
• Having a panic attack
• Trying not to scream

I am tired.

That is all.

Peace Be